Archive for November, 2008

Barack Oballa

There is one reason and only one reason I voted for Barack Obama: dude’s a baller. I don’t know jack about politics, but I do know a good basketball player when I see one. Old white man McCain didn’t have a chance to win my vote. McCain can’t jump, and I don’t like badminton.

In all seriousness, he’s going to be the greatest basketball President in history. He’s the Jordan of democracy. Some are calling him Barack Oballa. This is exactly the kind of change this country needed – someone younger and more in touch with reality, even if he is a secret Muslim terrorist. Observe two videos: a nice mix with a soundtrack, and another with Barack playing for the “Hope” team. Count it!

Pacman reinstated Part II

I keep telling everyone that Adam “Pacman” Jones is perfectly capable of behaving and not breaking laws. As long as it’s for short periods of time. Four games? Piece of cake. One season? That’s asking a bit much.

The NFL has decided to reinstate Pacman for the second time in four months after apparently completing some sort of alcohol abuse treatment. He’ll be able to play beginning December 7 against Pittsburgh, and I’d bet my entire savings account that he makes it through the rest of the season without an incident (I mostly use free checking).

As a Cowboys fan, I have mixed feelings about his return. On one hand, he’s a troublemaker, and if they’re to reach the levels of success they had in the ’90s, more players like Pacman are needed. I’d also like to see his playmaking skills on punt returns, instead of Patrick Crayton waving the ball around like Deion but not making any Deion plays. On the other hand, I love the way rookies Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick are playing at corner and don’t want to disrupt that.

I guess I’ll be cautiously optimistic (which could also mean cautiously pessimistic) that he’ll be able to help the Cowboys finish the season strong. There might not be a Part III to this story.

Other dumb players defend McNabb

Eager to show they’re just as dumb as Donovan McNabb, other NFL players are coming to his defense. Some of his teammates also said they weren’t aware an NFL game could end in a tie, and the latest to defend him are Ben Roethlisberger and Hines Ward.

“People are making too big of a deal of this,” Roethlisberger told WXDX in Pittsburgh. “They’re being too hard on Donovan. I’d bet you fifty percent of the league didn’t know that at the time. You’d be surprised. People seem to think that the quarterback should know it all, and that everyone should know that stuff. And it’s not necessarily true. Because who ever thinks of that situation? How often does it ever come up? And the rules change so often that you never know what happens.”

Ward was part of the last tie back in 2002, so he knows. But he said he didn’t at the time.

“I thought we just played until we had a winner,” Ward said. “It’s kind of weird now that you can tie ball games.”

You’d have to be trying really hard not to know something like that. In fact, I believe the refs explain the overtime rules at the beginning of every single overtime. And if you take a quick look at the NFL standings, you’ll find a W, an L, and finally, the letter T. McNabb knows what the W and L stand for (I hope), so it’s simple math to figure out that the T means TIE!

I don’t believe 50 percent of the players didn’t know about ties. I have a hard time believing it was anyone other than McNabb, who by the way was in the league when the last tie occurred. This is just a case of players sticking up for a colleague because they like him.

McNabb thought there was a 2nd overtime

Nothing makes me happier than to see an Eagles player look like an idiot, and Donovan McNabb made postgame comments that, if there is a God, will live in infamy forever in the Dumb Athlete Hall of Fame.

McNabb, who’s already an easy target for Philly fans, had no idea that an NFL game could end in a tie. Seriously. And I have no idea if he knew that they were recording him saying that. When every one of my jackass friends realizes there can be a tie, how does an NFL player not know? What else doesn’t he know? Was he encouraging his teammates with, ‘Don’t worry, we’ll get em in the next overtime.’?

Michael Jordan loses in a 1-on-1

One of the funnier videos I’ve seen in a while on that unintentional comedy scale. It even has Damon Wayans in it.

Lincecum wins Cy Young

Congratulations to the best young pitcher of baseball — Tim Lincecum — for winning this year’s Cy Young award. I didn’t think it was possible, but he sure as hell proved me wrong … and I’m glad for it.

From SFGate.com:

In balloting announced by the Baseball Writers Association of America, Lincecum won in a landslide. He garnered 23 of 32 first-place votes, seven second-place votes and one third-place vote, for a total of 137 points.

Brandon Webb of Arizona finished second with four first-place votes and 73 points. The Mets’ Johan Santana was third with four first-place votes and 55 points.

CC Sabathia of Milwaukee got the final first-place vote but finished fifth behind Brad Lidge, the Philadelphia closer.

Kings make the playoffs!

If it was up to me, the NBA playoffs would be starting today. The regular season is just too dang long. 82 games? Let’s cut that down to something more reasonable, say, 6 or 7 games. Seems fair. Teams have proven themselves by now. Coincidentally, if the NBA adopted my schedule, the Sacramento Kings would make the playoffs!

After going 0-4 on the road to start the season, the Kings have won their last three and are un-de-feated at home. They’re 3-4, and a check of the NBA standings will show that Sacramento has an 8 next to their name. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a number next to Sacramento. It feels good to even say it. Eight. Eighth best.

On Sunday, they toyed with the Golden State Warriors, let them hang in the game for a while to make it interesting, and eventually won 115-98. In your face, Zuri.

Pete Carroll: BCS stinks

A few weeks after Penn State coach Joe Paterno criticized the BCS, USC’s Pete Carroll has joined in. His team beat Washington 56-0, then dropped from 5th to 7th in the rankings.

“I think it stinks. I don’t think it’s the way it should be,” Carroll said concerning how college football crowns its champion. “But all we can do is keep talking about it. I don’t understand how the thing works, I don’t really know. Maybe you guys will answer for it one of these days. Maybe you know and I don’t. I’m sure you do. What is the criteria of the process? Is it to pick the team that has the best season, that has the season that you like the most and feel best about voting for? Or is it the best team at the end of the year, the team that would win a playoff system if you did have it?”

Asked if a team can properly be judged by the conference it plays in, Carroll replied:

“I think you have to do the best you can. Can you properly? I don’t know. Who can properly figure this thing out? It’s so subjective, I don’t know how you figure it out. That’s why even presidential candidates want to see playoffs. Everybody wants to see ‘em. Then we don’t talk like this. I don’t know how the computer knows how good another team is. I don’t understand that. I don’t know how they can evaluate who you’re playing and stuff and all that.”

Great stuff, Pete. It’s not the first time he’s said this, and hopefully not the last. He’s not saying anything we don’t already know, but it carries more weight when he says it. We need more coaches speaking out.

“The really interesting thing is, who is making these decisions? You guys can’t even talk to the people that are calling the shots,” he said. “You can talk to people that have opinions about it, who say they know somebody that might have a play in it, but we don’t even know who this is. It’s kind of like the Wizard of Oz — somebody behind that screen there, but we don’t know who it is.”

Ref Foster discusses friendship with Donaghy

As soon as NBA ref Tim Donaghy was caught betting on games, questions arose as to whether he was a “rogue criminal” as Commissioner David Stern suggested, or if this was a problem throughout the league. No other referees were charged with anything, but Scott Foster’s name came up in discussions because of the 134 short phone calls he had with Donaghy during his betting period.

An investigation cleared his name, legally, but now Foster has spoken publicly for the first time to declare his innocence. Nobody was more eager to tar and feather the NBA refs (even before the Donaghy situation, I think they’re terrible), but I’ve got to say, I believe the guy. In the interview (a must read if you followed the scandal), Foster comes off as candid and honest.

“The FBI specifically asked me, ‘Can you recall Tim pumping you for information?’ I was thinking, ‘How did I miss this? Am I a moron?’ But if two basketball referees aren’t talking basketball, there’s something wrong. That’s what we do. We talk about basketball. We talk about SportsCenter, we talk about what’s in the papers. I thought about everything he and I talked about and whether I knowingly gave him information or if he was using me in any way. Yes, he probably could’ve been doing that. But he was still my friend. I don’t think that all of our conversations were like, ‘Hey, Scott, tell me this! Tell me that!’”

He goes on to talk about how he and Donaghy met and became friends, how the scandal has affected his family, and how it has affected his reputation.

“You can say you don’t care what people think, but that’s not true. You do care what people think. You don’t want people to look at you like you’re a criminal, like you’ve been involved in some sort of shady business. For me, I had accomplished a goal I had worked a long time for: to work the Finals. I worked two games and was very excited about that. For 15 years and 22 years overall, I tried to be a referee who, when I walked on the floor, people would say, ‘He’s businesslike. He’s professional. He’s fair. He’s not a bad guy. I can talk to him and he gives me answers that make sense.’ I thought I was getting to a point in my career that when I walked on the floor that my partners were happy to be with me. That the coaches — not all of them, that’s not going to happen — but for the most part would say, ‘Eh, we’re gonna get a fair shake.’ And then, in one fell swoop, I felt like all that credibility and all that hard work, gaining that confidence, had been wiped away.”

Foster was right when he said that an investigative report won’t clear his name completely, which is part of the reason he chose to talk. It’s much easier to believe the man himself when he presents himself as honestly as he can.

So while I still can’t stand the way NBA games are called and think all the refs should be fired, I guess I’ll at least excuse Foster on all counts of cheating.

Sports agents worry about tax increase

Maybe I should become a sports agent. Then I can worry about how to sidestep President-elect Barack Obama’s professed tax increase on Americans making more than $250,000.

Or they could just man up and pay. Not sure if I’d feel the same way if I made that much. I don’t. Not anywhere close. God I need to finish this book.