I’m terrible at picking fight winners, usually playing it safe with “it could go either way” so I’m assured of being right. This one I had all the way. I suppose I should have declared it before Randy Couture beat Mark Coleman at UFC 109, but you’ll have to take my word for it.
The first ever UFC heavyweight champ has had three god-awful fights in his return to the octagon, and I’m including his one win, and I’ve been waiting for the day I wouldn’t have to watch him anymore. His latest loss will make that happen. But I have to say Coleman made me a fan with his quote of the night:
“#*&@ you, Tito. Any #*&@ing time, Tito. Anytime, douchebag.”
Absolute highlight of his comeback. Post fight, Ortiz talked some trash because that’s what he does best, and we were given that beautiful quote straight into the mic. Other than that, Coleman’s had nothing to offer. Couture beat him with his boxing, pushed him up against the cage, eventually took him down and choked him out in the second round. I believe Coleman landed one punch.
