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And here I thought Tom Cable was a wussy

Tom Cable is changing Raiders culture. For better or worse.

Tom Cable is changing Raiders culture. For better or worse.


Tom Cable may be exactly what the Oakland Raiders need.

I had to think about it a moment before I realized that Cable, who allegedly punched out Raiders defensive assistant coach Randy Hanson, is going to get what he wants out of this franchise — for better or for worse. I’m leaning on better right now for a couple of reasons.

  1. Wacky Al demands not only respect, but full efffin loyalty out of his employees. You can’t sneeze without permission from this dude. It’s that serious. And with a personality like that — a demigod as Tim Kawakami notes — you need to have a strong personality in order to deal with the rest of the organizational players. Hanson, who was notedly a disturbance last year for Lane Kiffin and who Kiffin wanted to fire at one point, is a victim of the territorial warpath. Cable is the big dog in the club house. He’s marking his spot and all possible traitors are not welcome.
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Al Davis hates black people … from Notre Dame

I’m not even sure what to make of this latest Al Davis story. Tim Brown, the former Raiders receiver, told WCNN radio in Atlanta that Davis is a very specific type of racist.

“Meeting Al was pretty unique. I found out five or ten minutes after my first practice there that he hated African-American athletes from Notre Dame. And they literally told me that. They literally told me that because we’re known for using our education more than our athletic ability that he thought that I would be one of these guys that would basically take the money and run. I don’t know if that was a ploy to get me amped up, but it certainly worked.”

Hmmm. Strange comment. So, is that racist? The guy sure employs a lot of African-American athletes, not necessarily from Notre Dame though. Was it a ploy to motivate Brown? It seems like a crazy viewpoint no matter which way you look at it.

Al Davis ruins mock drafts everywhere

Mock drafts are hard to do. Really, they’re impossible. There’s always a surprise early in the first round, and if you didn’t see it coming, the rest of your mock is thrown off track. Al Davis knows this. He’s made it a point to make fools of all those who would dare tell him what the sensible move would be, mock drafters included.

Zuri got off to a nice start with the first two picks, and did a great job with the Jets jumping up into the top 10 and picking Mark Sanchez. But Jeremy Maclin? Ha! You were way off! If I had the guts to do my own mock, I probably would’ve had the Raiders taking Maclin too. Second rated receiver in most minds, but a bigger deep threat. Davis wanted an even bigger deep threat with even more speed, and chose Darrius Heyward-Bey. Huh?

Davis topped himself in the second round, picking safety Mike Mitchell at 47. ESPN draft guru Mel Kiper had Mitchell ranked 73rd … at his position. So potentially, he could have gone in the 7th round and still been a bad pick. It’s no surprise where the biggest reach of the draft landed. Poor kid will forever be linked to this pick that even he probably thought was much too high.

While this all makes me laugh, it also kills me that Maclin got picked up at 19 by the Eagles, who are finally coming to terms with the fact that they need receivers to win in the postseason. They’ve got a nice group of them now, and that worries me. I feel better knowing that McNabb still can’t play in big games, until the league allows bounce passes.

As for my Cowboys, I’m extremely excited about their draft selections because … well, what other choice do I have? Might as well be optimistic in the offseason, cause it’s probably not getting any better. Dallas didn’t pick at all until round three, and I haven’t heard of a single player they got. But they did end up with 12 total picks, the most of any team, so at least we can play the numbers game.

The Giants got Plaxico’s replacement in Hakeem Nicks, and top prospect Brian Orakpo fell to the Redskins at 13. The NFC East isn’t getting any easier.

As for Zuri’s Niners, how in the world did you get this lucky? Michael Crabtree could end up being their best receiver since Terrell Owens. Combine that with Alex Smith … or Shaun Hill … well anyway, he’s a good receiver.

Old Al just won’t learn, will he?


Does old Al really think this is going to be an easy process?

Does he really think that there’s enough money in the bank to entice some young, foolhardy coach into the grasps of the Raiders’ clutch?

He may fool them, but he won’t fool me. And if I were an agent for some coach, I’d use any offer the Raiders put up as leverage for the next opportunity. You know, the job my client really wants.

There are tough days ahead for the silver and black. They have one coach, Tom Cable, who has been there in the aftermath of Lane Kiffin’s ugly, very public exit. Cable should be heralded for his ability to steward the Raiders to a 4-8 record, especially the two straight wins to end the season on a high note.

Those were goodies.

But old Al is either getting greedy again, or putting up one helluva show for the coaching community. The interim portion of Cable’s title just doesn’t appear sexy enough for old Al. He wants better. He wants a winner.

Too bad he doesn’t see that nobody wants him, or his degenerate franchise for that matter — except Cable.

The fact that old Al can entertain New York Giants offensive coordinator Kevin Gilbride for 90 minutes is shocking. I’m sure Gilbride is really thinking about the money. What’s it gonna take? Two? Three million? No problem. The money will be wired to your account, Mr. Gilbride. Just sign this contract here with your blood and realize that you’re giving away your manhood to be run by some skull and bones owner with his hands in your cookie dough.

No, for old Al to get what he wants — that being a winner — he’s going to have to make concessions. Particularly, he’s going to have to loosen his death grip on decision making and allow for the hierarchy of the organization to do its job. Sadly (OK, not really), he’ll have to vacate his duties as general manager. I’m sure Raiders fans will welcome it. I’m not so sure I will. What will I write about?

But it’s been obvious to anyone with a working pulse since 2004 that this franchise is incapable of operating in its current structure. There has to be some serious change or old Al will continue to hire and fire while collective Raiders fans step closer and closer to the edge of insanity. I’m afraid to say, old Al needs help. Let’s try and help him.

There is one example, or blueprint of sorts, of a team that became wayward with its organizational structure that is now getting back on track: The Denver Broncos.

Yes, those hated rivals and curmudgeon bastards of the AFC West are a good example of what old Al needs to do. Because Mike Shanahan, bless his soul, won two Super Bowls while being the face, decider and the coach of the franchise. He was fired because he had full control of the franchise as it went 10 years — a whole decade — without winning a playoff game.

Broncos owner Pat Bowlen actually cried when he was dumping Shanahan. But he knew what was best for his franchise. He had laid the entire trust of his football operations into Shanahan’s hands, and while racing away for two scores, still managed to fumble in his post.

Old Al has fumbled in his post. Old Al needs to fire himself. Old Al will never learn.

Any coach looking presumptively for employment at the Raiders already knows this. You know this. To move forward, old Al will have to budge. Cable will have to be respectfully employed and he will have to demand greater control.

I remain optimistically hopeful that these things will happen, but I reserve the right to be cynical knowing this old dog doesn’t want to learn new tricks.

Cliché? Yes. Realistic? Most definitely.

This column originally appeared in The Union.

Week 17 Rooting Interests

Dallas Cowboys - First and foremost, let’s get America’s Team and God’s Team, which by no coincidence happen to be the same team, into the playoffs. If Arizona can make it, and either San Diego or Denver can make it, I feel like the Cowboys deserve to make it. And I deserve it. I’ve been good this year. If they don’t beat the Eagles, at least they’ll have ripped my heart out early this year and I can enjoy the playoffs.

Detroit Lions - To lose. It’s more accurate to say I’m rooting for the Lions to lose than I am for the Packers to win. I want to see the first 0-16 team; I couldn’t care less how many wins the Packers finish with. After Detroit completes the worst possible season, I’d like them to be in the playoffs next year, cause man that sucks. I’d also like to demand a trade for Calvin Johnson. If he’s not going to say it, I will. He might have been my most reliable fantasy player, and I can only wonder what he might’ve done on a real team.

San Diego Chargers - I hate the idea of an 8-8 team winning their division and going to the playoffs. The winner of the AFC West should be irrelevant to the playoffs. But since somebody has to “win” it, I’m going with the Chargers. They’re more talented and could do more damage in the postseason, and they’ve had a few unlucky breaks along the way coughEdHochulicough. Denver, meanwhile, started 3-0 and should’ve clinched the division midway through the season. There’s no way it should’ve come down to a week 17 winner-take-all. Screw em. They don’t deserve it.

Miami Dolphins - Again, any team that wants to give their playoff ticket away as badly as the Jets do, I want to let them. Seeing Chad Pennington keep Brett Favre and the Jets out of the playoffs while leading his team in will just be icing on the cake.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - I just think it’s funny every time a coach that Al Davis fires (or trades I guess) comes back to beat him and the Raiders. I’m praying they let Tom Cable go and he wins the Super Bowl with the Lions next year.

Minnesota Vikings – I just hate the Giants. God I hate them so much.

Raiders waive DeAngelo Hall


Maybe it was that first game (on Monday night of all occasions) where he lost his manhood to super rookie receiver Eddie Royal of the Denver Broncos. Or maybe it was the fact that he could never play man defense, getting prime time coverage in Atlanta in the Cover-2 defense the Falcons employ. Or, Al Davis could just be as crazy as I’ve been trying to tell you for the last five years.

Without an announcement, the Raiders waived Hall, thereby eating $8 million in losses. Can we say, bust?